View Full Version : Favorite Pick Up Lines
EJ1 Freak
03-04-2006, 02:15 AM
I think pick up lines are hilarious...so post up the one's you've used and whether or not they have worked! lol
My personal fav that I made up but have yet to use...
How about you, me and my car! :D
JdmRevelations
03-04-2006, 02:22 AM
pick up lines...please.. i just look at a girl and say HEY BUHBY... eheh
EJ1 Freak
03-04-2006, 02:24 AM
pick up lines...please.. i just look at a girl and say HEY BUHBY... eheh
....and she goes running....ahahahaha!!!!
JdmRevelations
03-04-2006, 02:25 AM
straight to my arms...
EJ1 Freak
03-04-2006, 02:27 AM
^^^Nice save homie! :p
JdmRevelations
03-04-2006, 02:42 AM
heres a great one... "did the neon Lights catch your eye.. or should i turn on my strobes..." use this and you are promised to get play...
Mikey
03-04-2006, 12:30 PM
Are you from tennasee?...
G-rat
03-04-2006, 02:47 PM
jeez...is it hot in here or is just u?
JdmRevelations
03-04-2006, 06:10 PM
its just me... and no im not from ten.. im from CALIFORNIA
"will you marry me?" <-- worked on my wife :D
JdmRevelations
03-04-2006, 06:34 PM
eheh...^NO!
EJ1 n00b
03-17-2006, 04:59 PM
Baby im no Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock..hahaha
"when I look into your eyes I can see the future and I see you right there with me"
JdmRevelations
03-17-2006, 07:09 PM
Dina thats wack.... how about... "when i look into your eyes i can see the future... and i see you handing me your money, ahhh the married life...."
LOL JK
LMAO LOL OMG that may be in your future but not in mine!!! LMAO
EJ1 n00b
03-20-2006, 09:10 PM
Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
MS. EJ8
03-21-2006, 12:25 PM
i think your pants are dirty, maybe you should take them off.
JdmRevelations
03-21-2006, 12:34 PM
hey audz... yeah his pants were dirty.... it wasnt dirt though... eheh brown stains... LOL
MS. EJ8
03-21-2006, 12:45 PM
haha ewwwwwwwww lol u nerd. lol oil and grease stains
EJ1 Freak
03-21-2006, 12:56 PM
Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
I think I would bust up laughing if a guy ever said that to me! haha
EJ1 n00b
03-21-2006, 03:24 PM
I think I would bust up laughing if a guy ever said that to me! haha
question is, would it work mel lol. ;)
EJ1 n00b
03-21-2006, 03:50 PM
if this doesnt work i dont know what will :D
"Your place or my Mom's?"
Volume 8
03-21-2006, 04:19 PM
how 'bout "All those curves and me with no brakes." haha
EJ1 Freak
03-21-2006, 05:22 PM
question is, would it work mel lol. ;)
How could that not work? haha
EJ1 n00b
03-21-2006, 11:35 PM
how 'bout "All those curves and me with no brakes." haha
spanish translation:
"Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos" lol
Volume 8
03-21-2006, 11:51 PM
spanish translation:
"Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos" lol
awesome, now i can get slapped by latin girls too!
JdmRevelations
03-21-2006, 11:53 PM
nah... you must not know our LATIN FLAVOR... = panties dropin...
Volume 8
03-22-2006, 12:46 AM
haha, i know what you mean, people usually think i'm puerto rican but i'm black and white, i speak a little spanish though so i can get my bilingual mack on, haha
EJ1 n00b
03-22-2006, 12:50 AM
haha, i know what you mean, people usually think i'm puerto rican but i'm black and white, i speak a little spanish though so i can get my bilingual mack on, haha
black and white? thats the best way to get that latino brown lol. things sound a lot better when you say it in spanish
MS. EJ8
03-22-2006, 12:53 AM
hahh well my brother just told me something, and i called him a liar.. haha and he said..
You know your my favorite turd and I'd never shit you.. haha
not really a pickup line but funny
EJ1 n00b
03-22-2006, 01:00 AM
Well Audrey it doesnt take a genius to see your gorgeous but if it did, i would be over qualified haha. just found that one, hope your man doest get mad :hoppingmad: lol. better yet, i hope mel doesnt read this or i am screwed :D
EJ1 Freak
03-22-2006, 01:09 AM
Well Audrey it doesnt take a genius to see your gorgeous but if it did, i would be over qualified haha. just found that one, hope your man doest get mad :hoppingmad: lol. better yet, i hope mel doesnt read this or i am screwed :D
^^^Hahaha and why is that?
EJ1 n00b
03-22-2006, 01:13 AM
DAMN, hhheeeeeyyy Mel please disregard the previous message i swear to you i was not flirting with her lol. you know me, im not into those EJ8 girls i keep it og with my EJ1 girls haha.
EJ1 Freak
03-22-2006, 01:16 AM
^^^Hahaha it's ok I'll forgive you this time...I mean Audz is hott...so how could you not flirt! ;)
EJ1 n00b
03-22-2006, 01:35 AM
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
JdmRevelations
03-22-2006, 01:39 AM
ok.. thats just nasty...
EJ1 n00b
03-22-2006, 01:43 AM
ok.. thats just nasty...
ok, how about "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package"
EJ1 Freak
03-22-2006, 01:45 AM
That one was sick...hahaha....please don't try that on any girls! ;)
JdmRevelations
03-22-2006, 01:47 AM
eheh better... but why not be like bevis and buthead... ... "umm hey baby.. i see you got braces... i got braces too..." thats for anyone with them...
MS. EJ8
03-22-2006, 11:03 AM
^^^Hahaha it's ok I'll forgive you this time...I mean Audz is hott...so how could you not flirt! ;)
haha YOUR the hawtt one mel ;) ;) hahha
EJ1 Freak
03-22-2006, 05:19 PM
haha YOUR the hawtt one mel ;) ;) hahha
I have to disagree with that one! ;)
Speedy
03-22-2006, 05:27 PM
How about "sit on my lap, let's talk about the first thing that pops up" :TU: :TU: :TU:
OR
"Is there a mirror in your pocket?" She replies "No, why?" And you answer with "Because I can see myself in your pants" :whistle:
JdmRevelations
03-22-2006, 05:33 PM
"Is there a mirror in your pocket?" She replies "No, why?" And you answer with "Because I can see myself in your pants" :whistle:
and then she tells you.. you wear girl pants?!?!... DAMN.. i wanted to take you home... LOL
eastmaggie
03-22-2006, 11:05 PM
wanna go out for pizza & sex? no? what's the matter.. you don't like pizza?
lord, i apologize for that one...and this one
"if you left leg was thanksgiving & the right leg christmas...would it be ok if i visit you in between the holidays?"
JdmRevelations
03-23-2006, 12:52 AM
eastmag must not get play... LOL..
EJ1 n00b
03-23-2006, 12:58 AM
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.
or
"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
eastmaggie
03-23-2006, 10:48 AM
eastmag must not get play... LOL.. *sniffle*..thats not nice...:neutral:
i did get a wife & 2 kids out of it though....haha:wink:
JdmRevelations
03-23-2006, 11:36 AM
*sniffle*..thats not nice...:neutral:
i did get a wife & 2 kids out of it though....haha:wink:
EHEHE.... glad it worked for you...
digitalHorizon
03-30-2006, 06:11 PM
Well, my friend just got rear ended by a girl in his truck, so he says, "at least she was hot, and I scored her number." So I tell him there's no way to pull it off... even if she acts interested its only to get herself out of a jam. Besides, how would the phone call go?:neutral:
"yeah, uhhh, this is the guy you rammed into... I was wondering if I could ram into you sometime?"
JdmRevelations
03-30-2006, 08:12 PM
Ahaha That Would Be Funny!
buklae620
10-05-2006, 03:40 PM
do u have a pen? Yes i do. Does your # come with it?
Did u get a speeding ticket today? No Why? Because your FINE:D
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
EJ1 Freak
10-05-2006, 04:27 PM
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Haha I wonder how often that one works? :lol:
SLVRBLLT22
10-05-2006, 04:40 PM
Saw this one work when I was in college:
Guy: Excuse me you have something here(reaches up and grabs the tag on her shirt)
Girl: What is it?
Guy: Oh nothing, I was just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
I was walking out of class when this dude went up to the girl in front of me. I laughed my ass off, but it worked for him. Looks like he got the last laugh.
JdmRevelations
10-05-2006, 04:44 PM
sometimes girls want a guy to make an as$ of themselfs... just to see how far they will go to get their attention!
EJ1 Freak
10-05-2006, 04:59 PM
I think pickup lines are cute!
OniFactor
10-05-2006, 05:14 PM
*licks finger, wipes it on mel's pants* damn, girl, we need to get you out of those wet clothes...
EJ1 Freak
10-05-2006, 05:18 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
CIVICRicerBoy
10-05-2006, 05:21 PM
Bahahahahaha. Go Oni! Go Oni!!!!
OniFactor
10-05-2006, 05:23 PM
another good one.. bump into the girl, and then run after her yelling 'pickpocket!' and when she's like, 'wtf?' tell her that she just stole your heart.
CIVICRicerBoy
10-05-2006, 05:35 PM
*shakes head at Oni....*
buklae620
10-05-2006, 05:38 PM
Gee Nice Legs, what time do they open?
Haha I wonder how often that one works? :lol:
that one may not work without u getting a punch to the face :D
EJ1 Freak
10-05-2006, 05:45 PM
Hahaha you guys are funny....keep them coming! :TU:
mphscivic
10-05-2006, 06:06 PM
How about.... "if i said you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me"
Think about it if u don't get it at first
OniFactor
10-05-2006, 06:12 PM
How about.... "if i said you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me"
Think about it if u don't get it at first
6th grade, mang.
mphscivic
10-05-2006, 06:21 PM
"got 2 nipples for a dime"?
donut.
10-05-2006, 07:53 PM
suck me beautiful
EJ1 Freak
10-05-2006, 08:05 PM
suck me beautiful
Short...sweet...and to the point! haha
crazyxzer0
10-05-2006, 09:27 PM
*hands cell phone to the girl*
"Here, I'll call you later."
*LL Cool J kiss, then walk off.*
Busterkun
10-05-2006, 10:35 PM
heres some:
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Do you have any Japanese in you? ...No...
Want some?
thts all I got
buklae620
10-05-2006, 10:38 PM
heres some:
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
thats a good one lol....:D
digitalHorizon
10-05-2006, 10:52 PM
"I'm a rocket scientist..." usually works.
"I'm a photographer..." is a decent back up.
Busterkun
10-05-2006, 10:54 PM
"I'm rich" lol
digitalHorizon
10-06-2006, 10:54 AM
Of course, with that you'll have to have an answer to "prove it."
Busterkun
10-06-2006, 02:05 PM
thats when i pull out my monopoly money:lol:
buklae620
10-06-2006, 03:22 PM
Guy says to girl:
Guy: Do you work at UPS???
Girl: What????? no why?
Guy: Well I could of sworn i saw u checking out my pacakge
:D :D :D :D
Hey im looking for treasure may i search around your chest????
:D :D :D :D
EJ1 n00b
10-06-2006, 04:42 PM
Man i cant believe this thread came back, i guess i need to bring back my computer science pick up lines again. :cool:
EJ1 Freak
10-09-2006, 01:29 PM
"I'm rich" lol
If you're using that one...you'll more then likely pull the wrong types of girls! lol
I think if a guy ever said that to me...regardless if it was true or not...I'd get so turned off!
buklae620
10-16-2006, 08:52 PM
say this to your gf, wife....if you have a job as a fireman, or you can lie about it when spitting your game to some chick at a bar
You come home from work, one day and say to your gf or wife, "Y' know something love, we have a wonderful new system at our firestation .
Bell1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings we slide down the pole.
Bell3 rings -we jump on the fire engine and we are ready to go. From now on when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump into bed.
When I say, 'Bell three' we make passionate love.
The next night, you come home and shout, "Bell One" and the wife or gf is stripped naked! "Bell Two" and she jumps on the bed! Bell Three" and yall start to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife or gf yells out, "Bell four!!!!”
"What the hell is 'Bell Four'?" you ask.
She replied, "Roll out more hose; you are nowhere near the fire!"
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