It's Joke Time Ya'll

[EJ1 Freak]

I wanna hear some funny ass jokes...so post them up! :D

Ok one that I made up and I think its super funny....but everyone always ends up laughing at me after I tell the joke cuz I'm always busting up...so I'm guessing it's not that funny....but anyways....here it is:

What do you call a guy getting head in a WRX??????

[EJ1 Freak]

And the answer is....

A Scooby Snack!!!!!!!!!!!

....hahahahaha!!!!

[JdmRevelations]

tryin to get sum post in i C

[EJ1 Freak]

tryin to get sum post in i C
Hahaha nope just trying to liven things up a bit....and what better way then with some jokes! :cool:

[Chrissy]

I thought it was funny Mel!!

[*Megan*]

This isn't really a joke its just something I heard on the radio that I thought was pretty darn funny. They are street names in the US...where I don't know but I hope you like them as much as I did...
I can only remember two of them so here they are:
1. Clinton Rd. intersects Infadelity Ln.
2. Far From Pooping Pkwy. is one block down from Constipation Way.

[JdmRevelations]

^if that is real ... damn thats funny

[EJ1 Freak]

I thought it was funny Mel!!
Why thank you hun...we both must have great taste in jokes! ;)

[boostedvic]

Q: How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A: Leave a plunger in the toilet.

So a truck driver was hauling a load down the road when he came up to a sign sayin "low overpass", before he knew it he was stuck underneath the bridge. A little while later, as cars are backed up for miles, a trooper walks up to the truck looks inside and says to the trucker "got stuck huh", Truck driver replies: Nope, I was delivering this here bridge and ran out of gas.

Q: what do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A: a fruit stand

I have so many more but im trying to only post up the funniest in my opinion.

Last one

One day at bible study, Sister Catherine asked her students what part of the body goes to heaven first? Young little Ashley said "I think its your hands Sister. she replies why do you think that dear? Ashley replies: because when you pray you hold your hands out in front of yourself, so i think they go first. Sister Catherine says I think that is a great answer. Little Johnny then raises his hand and says: I think its your legs sister. Sister Catherine replies: well why do you think that Johnny? Johnny says: well the other day I walked by mommy and daddy's room and I saw my laying on her back with her legs in the air screaming "oh God im coming", if dad wouldnt have been holding her down we would have lost her!!

[JdmRevelations]

i heard the truck one.. other ones funny

[Foos]

Gotta give credit to some guy on Jay Leno's Sidewalking segment for this one. I thought it was great...

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have a steering wheel jammed down your pants?"















The pirate says, "Arrrrrrr, because it drives me nuts." LOL

[Foos]

Bringing it back from the dead.

Got this joked e-mailed to me the other day:

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish.

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time ! and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
Woman truly happy."
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The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

[furi0usEX]

lol, good stuff guys.

[CTB16]

Q: How can you tell a blone's computer desk?

A: There's white out on the screen

[OniFactor]

how far from PC are we allowed to go? are jewish jokes allowed?

[SOHCej1]

the biker joke is hilarious!

i'm tired....i'm drawing a blank on jokes right now.